Albino skunk threatens to strike until @Jim7 resumes his regular “news” casts. The skunk claims it wants more than 15 minutes of fame. Claims he made a verbal contract for regular coverage here.
Whitetail deer walk off trails in protest over the missing human.
Turkeys and babies “gobble” their way behind a log pile to plan their response.
Squirrels and birds chattering and chirping. Speaking on condition of anonymity, an informant reported that a wild bunch of squirrels are planning to break into Jim’s attic unless he puts out more nuts and seeds on the porch railing.
Animals are growing increasingly confused without Jim’s regular feedings. This is a new “Deer Dog” species that took up residence nearby.
You can send Get Well cards to:
One Deer Dog Run
Dog and Deer Patch, New England States