Of course she does - just the good stuff! This afternoon a friend of my daughter-in-law stopped by with some baby things (clothes, toys, etc.). The two of them were talking about Brianna’s (the baby’s) feeding habits. The friend asked her when she (DIL) burbs her. My 3-year old granddaughter (Eva) jumped in and said, “Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.” Everyone laughed. When my DIL asked her where she got that from, the little scamp blew me in!
When I went to the supermarket in the village today, they have machines outside to recycle glass and plastic bottles and aluminum cans. An elderly gentleman and his wife were methodically depositing bottles and cans into the machines. On the wall next to the machines is a sign “No Bicycles.” I walked up and said to the gentleman, “See that sign there? Do they really think someone is going to try and shove a bicycle into one of these machines?” The man looked at the sign, then at the machines. Slowly he started to smile, then laughed and said, “You got me!” His wife laughed as well. I walked away and headed back to my car without another word. They were still chuckling as I got into the car. And I didn’t even have to stay up all night to come up with that one! So, oh yeah! I’m going to teach these girls a LOT!