Hey there @Pastor_Ruth 's brood: Arlo, Sneakers, Lulu, Rambo, and Jezi ! Come right in and sniff a spell… here’s some of my favorite blend for you all. Got some '60s and '70s music playing (for your guardians LOL,… but hey, it’s good for kitties “zoning out”.)
We have a mice hunt every Tuesday night. No-- sorry, no live mice! And no, ya can’t bring any with ya from home!
You’ll find an assortment of sparkly balls along the left wall. We prefer if you keep them in the “pit” rather than in the main lounge.
Every Thursday, it’s Birdie & Guardian Day (hey, we don’t have hands to fly the birds). Green tea for humans…and it’s a 2 for 1 price on catnip!
Saturday is Bring a Friend. Don’t forget the strays you see in the neighborhood–we welcome newcomers. They’ll have a blast with catnip, before our “tree” climbing races begin at 5pm. Races held till 8pm-- just sign up. You can choose your opponents! Or, join a team!
Sundays are ME-ow Talent shows! Bring your own music or choose from our collection. Please, no hip-hop… too much for kitty hearts… and no classical… we can find our own Zen.
Now that I’ve shown you around, what can I get ya? Take a spot anywhere-- cardboard boxes, window sills, tables, the high beam track near the ceiling, or low beams near the floor. Please do not sit on top of exit doors-- and no swatting customers as they enter. (Boxing ring on lower level on Mondays, 1 to 3pm).
Our kitchen is not open yet. We’re looking for a Treat sponsor.
Nice to meet ya!